Romeo’s Hypnotic Wake up Tactic

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This morning I turned on my purr machine to the highest level and jumped onto the female staff member’s chest. Then, I sat down and stared at her. And purred. And stared. And purred.

You will wake up. You will wake up now.

I know she knew I was there because I saw her open her eye ever so slightly – just a slit, really – and she scratched her nose.

So, in order to ensure there was no misunderstanding about my intentions or my presence, I put my paw on her cheek. And stared. And purred.

Finally, my hypnotic power wore her down and BREAKFAST was served!  YES.

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