Romeo’s Face Mash Wake up Tactic

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This morning, I used a highly manipulative move. I fully admit it. First, I pressed my face against the female staff’s forehead and turned on the purr machine.

Up close. Real close.

Now, I realize this was a pretty cute move. But it was actually the launch of a genius wake up maneuver.

After I pressed my face against staff’s forehead and held it there for a couple of seconds I shifted position. Then, I shifted position again. Then, once again.

Eventually, my wet nose, eyes and mouth “slimed” the staff’s forehead and my constant hot cat breath on her face sealed the deal.

You see? It was pure brilliance! The staff thought I was being SOOOOOO sweet.

And BREAKFAST was in my belly quickly thereafter.

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