Today I used the “Triple S” — Stare, Snort and Spray — tactic on the female staff.
Have you ever suddenly woken up because you felt like someone was watching you? Well, that’s what I was going for today with the staff. I crawled up on her pillow, made myself comfy next to her head and just … stared.
But the silly thing kept snoozing away. I decided to keep this up as long as it took. I mean, really, I could do it all day if I had to.
So I stared. And stared. And stared. And stared.
Then, I got a little tickle on my nose and had to get rid of it so I snorted. And (whoops!) I sprayed cat spray all over the staff’s face.
OMG you should have seen how high she jumped! That is one excellent way to get her up in a hurry.
BREAKFAST was served shortly thereafter.
Magnificent. Simply magnificent. If I do say so myself.
Meow for now!
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