Beagle [Mix]

For everyone out there searching for the perfect pup, and actually believe he exisits, here is one to consider. Of course, he is stuffed, but he is a compliation of everything you are looking for in a dog. He doesn't shed, he doesn't dig, he doesnt' bark. He is that mythical dog that is guarenteed to 'get along with kids' and other dogs. He allows children to treat him as a plaything and never dares growl or nip back in defense. He never has a potty accident, never piddles with excitement when new people come to visit. He never jumps up on people, he never gets into the trashcan, or bothers you when you are not interested in being a pet owner. You don't have to walk him or play with him. You don't have to worry about bad habits forming from lack of stimulation and exercise. He will never grow old and out of his cute puppy stage, you will never have to invest in regular expensive vet care or emergency care. You will never have to decide to let him go when he is horribly ill and you will never have to hold him as his life slips away. Unfortunately the only dog you can find with these attributes, is a stuffed toy. If you like a living breathing pet, please be prepared for the unexpected. No dog is 'perfect' but then, neither are humans!