I know I don’t always give the female staff member enough credit. She’s pretty dense most of the time but sometimes I see a glimmer of intelligence and proof that she does, actually, pay attention. This morning I got BREAKFAST without even trying! It was early. I hadn’t even started …

Today I outdid myself! I incorporated my yoga moves into my BREAKFAST-getting. As usual, I began my wake up process by standing next to my female staff’s head and meowing and meowing and meowing. But there was nary a twitch from her so I sat down to ponder the situation. …

This morning, I went the loverboy route. I climbed on the female staff member’s stomach and got comfy. Meowed. Meowed. Meowed. Then, I shimmied my way up to her chest. Meowed. Meowed. Meowed. Silent Meow. Then, I scooted up onto her neck where I put my paws around her neck …

Nothing, I mean nothing says, “WAKE UP!” like the rustling of brown paper in a box. But it was the female staff’s fault for creating the opportunity, however unintentional. She left the shipping box on the floor, filled with paper. DUH. What did she expect me to do? Last night …

People don’t realize how much work I do around here. You know there’s another cat who lives here too, right? His name is Pugsley. Perfect Pugsley. He never gets in any trouble. He always uses the litter box, eats his dinner, lets the kids play with him and takes his …

Now I know all of you have experienced the Stare Down Wake up strategy. I love this because all it requires is eyeballs and patience. Simple. Poignant. Highly Effective. Want more Romeo wake up tactics? Visit my blog for all kinds of ways cats wake up their people!

This morning I decided that my staff deserved a break. She works so hard and I should be grateful that I have ahome and a full belleh. So, I did not wake her up early for BREAKFAST, instead, I let her sleep in. APRIL FOOL’S! HA! Suckers! Are you kidding …

I always love it when the female staff member is on her side when it’s time for me to begin BREAKFAST proceedings. This offers a test of my skill and agility. First, I climbed up onto her via her hip. Then, I carefully walked up the side of her, taking …

Noses are made for booping. Human noses, that is. Not cat noses. This morning the female staff member’s nose was just there. You know what I mean? It was as if it had a big “Boop me for Breakfast” sign on it. So that’s what I did. I sat next …

Good morning! This morning I discovered a very useful tool to add to my wake up arsenal: cat saliva, a.k.a. cat juice. As I was going about my normal meowmeowmeow MEOWmeowmeowmeowmeow MEOW meowmeowing at the staff, I had to stop and take a yawn break. YAAAAAAAAWN! As I stood over …