This morning I decided that my staff deserved a break. She works so hard and I should be grateful that I have ahome and a full belleh. So, I did not wake her up early for BREAKFAST, instead, I let her sleep in.
HA! Suckers! Are you kidding me? BREAKFAST is a critical part of a cat’s day! I don’t care how hard she works or how full my belleh was yesterday. It’s empty now! FEED ME.
I jumped on her chest and meowed and meowed and meowed and put my paw on her neck and pressed ever so slightly. Soon, she could no longer stand it and BREAKFAST was served! Hooray!
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