Romeo’s stealth hunter wake up tactic

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This morning I was a wild beast, stalking my prey. I crouched at the end of the bed and waited until the perfect moment. Then, like a white tiger, I pounced!

Orange and white persian cat being playful

Am fierce hunter of hair.

I landed on the target’s hair, fanned out across the pillow. I batted and nipped at it, gave a quick lick to my prey’s head behind her ear and then…WHOOSH! I jumped over her and was gone…..back into the shadows.

She awoke, not quite knowing why she was awake. I waited around the corner until I was sure she was up and BREAKFAST was on its way.

Poor staff. Her life would be very boring without me.

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